Fave Five Friday: Phobias

Yeah, OK, so “Phobias” do not exactly constitute a “Fave” Five list, but you know what I mean right? 8)

This one was actually suggested by wifey, after coming eye to eye with a friendly widdle cockroach – something she’s DEATHLY afraid of – at a restaurant.

Since I’m such a manly man (*grunt* *snort*), coming up with a list of things I’m afraid of will not be easy. *grin* But seriously, for those having trouble wid dis, try here, here or here (some of ’em are HILARIOUS!). OK, let’s do this thang!

My Phobias yo:

1. Kakorrhaphiophobia (defeat) or Atychiphobia (failure) – Hate to lose. Nuff said.
2. Agoraphobia (crowded public places) – not really a phobia, but more of a peeve. Don’t like things/people crowding me. Personal space people. 😉
3. Thanatophobia (death/dying) – who isn’t afraid of dying?
4. Trypanophobia/Aichmophobia/Belonephobia (needles) – not really scared of um, but I’d rather not have to have um in me. 😉
5. Phalacrophobia (becoming bald) – kinda funny, but serious. Hehe!

Is there such a thing as PublicToiletSeatphobia? If so, I got it! 8)

Some amusing ones I found:

1. Caligynephobia (beautiful women) – poor guy
2. Kolpophobia (female genitals) – no comment
3. Japanophobia (Japanese or Japanese culture) – Ahahaha!
4. Gamophobia (marriage) – could be blamed for some long engagements?
5. Gymnophobia (nudity) – craziness! Playboy would go broke!
6. Didaskaleinophobia (school, going to school) – Dammit! I could’ve used this back in the day! 8)
7. Genophobia (sex) – is you serious?
8. Cacophobia (ugliness) – Bwahahahahahaha!

I really shouldn’t be laughing though cause these could be very serious fears for people. :

Happy VHO7V Friday y’all and have a good weekend a-ight? Shoots!

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