Why Men Don’t Live As Long As Women

tita leerz is responsible for this one… that jerk. Hehe, nah! She wen forward me this to post for you guys. Enjoy!

Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.
Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.

That CAN'T be right.
That CAN’T be right.

Ummmm at least someone's holding the ladder steady
Ummmm at least someone’s holding the ladder steady

Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?
Isn’t this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?? (Also fits under you might be a red neck!)
Shouldn’t he be wearing a lifejacket?? (Also fits under you might be a red neck!)

Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.
Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can’t be enough.

Who needs a truck?
Who needs a truck?

Oh yeah, THAT's safe!
Oh yeah, THAT’s safe!

HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.
HMMM, maybe he couldn’t see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.

Hey, I strapped it down!
Hey, I strapped it down!

Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.
Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

No problem, I can see through the holes.
No problem, I can see through the holes.

It starts at a young age and men just get worse.
It starts at a young age and men just get worse.

You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.
You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.
A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.

Ropes are for sissies.
Ropes are for sissies.

All I wanna know is, HOW?
All I wanna know is, HOW?

In a hurry?
In a hurry?

I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!
I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!

and finally…

Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages
Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

Pretty funny yeah? That last one is da bes’!

In our defense though, it’s not very clear who is driving in some of those car ones (gas tank, bridge, etc.). Right fellas? *grin* Not pointing any fingers, but perhaps it wasn’t actually the male species behind the wheel? I’m just sayin’… 😛

Talk to me!
* Which pic is your favorite?
* Ever seen or heard of any of the above happening closer to home?
* Men: sound off (defend our honor)!
* Women: add fuel to the fiyah (give it to us)!

It’s WWE’s 1st birthday party celebration tomorrow yo! Yeah YEAH! We’re gonna be promo’d in the physical paper too! Awwwright!

Support the paper and pick one up and then come back here to join the party online a-ight!? Shoots! 🙂

P.S. Check out my Spam Jam article just posted today!

Spam Jam Thank You Ma'am!
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6 Responses to “Why Men Don’t Live As Long As Women”

  1. sue Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahaha!

  2. Colleen Says:

    all of the pictures were great. Thank you for the laugh at the end of the week.

  3. TheOldMan Says:

    The BMW with the gas filler hose trailing behind is being driver by a female (picture has been around a long time).

  4. Allen Peery Says:

    I actually saw a guy drive away from a gas station with the filler hose still in his car (BMW).

  5. ed Says:

    Mahalo for the comments everyone. This is one of the more popular posts. 🙂

  6. nadgers Says:

    why do men die before their wives?
    because they want to…..

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